Saturday, July 09, 2005

Ultimate Dui-ness!

Rating: 4.3 (i quite like this short story... Its always been my wish to come up wif lil descriptive essays, though i dun write well.. .But well, at least i've tried... :))

N e story goes... about a prodigal son finally wanting to be filial for once... After gng out fer many dayz...

He wants to treat his parents n sis to a great meal, in the form of sushi which his parents haven really tried b4... Well, he knows there's this not bad place in suntec which has good sushi... Kk, he has just been there yday, so he knows best... Well, so he reaches home at 6 +, before taking a quick bath and embarking on his lil journey at 7, driving his parents on a supposedly 20 mins journey... (replacing his dad for once as the family chaeffeur... Lz him always sleeps n enjoy e air con in the car while his dad does everything, esp paying... ) Ok, well... wif Wang Rong's Papa Mama softly playing in e back ground, he slowly drives to suntec... Then the confident him makes a wrong turn... sianz1/2... This has to happen when he's running late... But wif his dad's superb guidance, he manages to navigate out of the situation quite well... *+ 7 mins * But there was like a super long jam at the right lane where everyone turns... Dun ask him y... *+ 5mins* He makes e correct turn, but once again, his amateurish driving causes him to be unable to switch to the correct lane to make another turn, due to the huge flow of traffic... n every other driver not letting the poor boy cut them... So well, he makes a big round and attempts again... *+ 8 mins* Finally, he turns onto the correct road, n sees suntec infront in e distance... "Food awaits" he thinks...

But jsut as he thought he finally reached the place, he saw this barrier set up... n he is forced to turn away from final destination... Even though the urge to just go straight "WTH is going on" is the thing going on in his mind, until he hears some "boom boom" in the backgrd... Fire works... Well done... NDP... N he dxn know bt it... Then he thinks, it might be better to turn to RAffles city then walk to suntec... Another big round made... *+10 mins*
But he dxn want his parents to walk to far, so he asks one of the ppl on duty, they told him tt he can still get into suntec, just go to the road after shaw tower n turn right... "Ok, nvm, i'll try again, " he tells himself... So he heads off to that shaw tower in e distance.... wif traffic jam... N every other A B C D cutting him like mad... Arrgh... *+10 mins* But u cant turn right at rochor road! Its a one way going left!!! ARRgh... TTs it... He continues on his aimless drive, even his compass sitting beside cant do a thing bt it... He just moves on to a highway, or wadever road u call it, and after like after 10 mins of driving... He ends in MArina bay! Songz boh.... *+10 mins* Now, how to get out n meet his poor sister wandering at city hall when he's hollanded at marina... turning here n there n still unable to get out... Then he uses the last trick up his sleeve... which nv fails to work... He exchanges seats wif his dad!

Hahaha... N after some asking ard for directions, where other bus drivers conclude that there's no way to get into suntec city, they followed the "coaches-along-the-road" road... to some unknown highway where his dad turns over to robinson road, LAU PA SAT!!! *+10 mins* Ok, story getting a lil long liaoz... Even i'm tired after typing it... So i guess the readers shd be tired liaoz... But if u've read until here, its really a great feat... the smart cute boy writing this congratulates u fer ur effort... Lolz... Ok, and finally, they arrived at their destination... After around 1.5 hrs of driving... In Sg... Omg, can u believe it? Well, i can... I've just seen it... Now wads left is for him to walk to Raffles mrt to wait for his poor sis taking the mrt from city hall... N his long wait there, enhanced by his ultimately sian n dulan look, has even prompted the police standing there to ask him wad he's doing there... Wth! How can this honest n nice-looking guy even be doubted of his integrity! Ok finally, after picking up his sis from RAffles mrt, amidst the huge human crowd there, the family finally manages to enjoy a good meal at Lau Pa Sat... Satay!!! Yeah... Btw, if anyone is interested in satay any time, this author is always available for it...

Note: In case u decide to scroll down in advance, or after having read this lil story... U must be wondering about themotive behind the story... Well, here's it: When ur dad is ard n offers to drive, LET HIM DRIVE!

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